i thought its funny!

One day i went for a mobile recharge at Lalbaug. After the recharge was done, i asked the shop owner that I did not receive the text message alert. He said its not text message, you will get SMS.


One day I went to Vodafone ministore nearby my area. While recharge was being done, i received a call from my friend. After the call was done, i told the shop owner that i have not got any sms alert for the recharge. The shop owner told me that since i was talking on the phone while recharge was made, the sms might have failed to deliver.

In home-minister program, one of the young lady constable says..."sakali aamhi morning walkla jaycho..."

In india, men give their jeans for ironing to Bhaiya and that bhiya as applies his iron to make a plate in front of the jeans legs. "Ekdam kadak istri karke saamne plate leke aata hai"

My mami's village neighbour says that her nephews watch lot of tv and exhaust her tv recharge.

Marathi/malvani mhani

#01. aadhich padri, tyat galyat bandhlya ghagri.
#02. Jivant pani mhatali nay maay, aani mashnaat bandhali gay.
#03. Bharlelya bamnala rumbad kadu.
#04. Ailadchya pitranu palikade yeu naka aani pailadchya pitranu alikade yeu naka...hooki...hooki...
#05. Rikamo nhavi bhintik chumbdya lavi.
#06 mazz mala thod aani vyahene dhadala ghodd.
#07. kunachya gai-mhashi, kunala uthabashi
#08. Kalya kutryachi sheta...(kha)
#09. Swatacha lagin maja karin, dusryacha lagin aadyavarun baghin.
#10. Shira pado tuzya tondavar...
#11. gharatun elo yogi, saat kamruna gheun zopi
#12. phatakicho rog yeude tuka....
#13. Devcha tar devan nahi tar aavshichya govan!
#14. Bara varshachya juene uchalalo karo, mazya baaycho sugrao baro.
#15. kela tuka ni zaala maka
#16 aagasla ta magasla, magun Ela ta guruvar ravla.
#17. Mothe kule, jag bhule
#18. Maharin basli sakhli, aani donhi ghara chukali;
#19. dhodiyachya kapalak teen gundey.
#20. Bharlya bamnala rumbad kadu.
#21.ganapati khade aani fugadi khade
#22. Sanglya peksha kella bara, naak aaptun mella bara.
#23.khuto dharlo ki ovii aathavate
#24. Me aani mazo naro, madhi nako konacho varo.
#25. Ardho mirag saran gelo aani dhangarachya poran 'utav' kelo.
#26. Bhaoji badhiya, fanas phodiya; fanas nighalo polo,bhaoji zaalo kolho.
#27. Varatit nako tar khaichya ghodyavar basu
#28 Bhera magra tera ...aani mazo tuntuna bara
#29 mirag sarlo ni utov kelo.
#30 Hath paay ravale, Kaay karu bayle.
#31. Dekhi mada, yei rada
#32. Jibhali shindal aani ghalta gondhal.
#33. Durblala Bala, aani kajryala fala
#34 bhidati nahi sasu, bhidato nahi mao.
#35 kashat nahi kaju aani bait padlo Raju
#36.Shejarnichya tila, aavande kiti gila.

#37.Jeevantapane nahi mhatali maay, aani melyavar bandhli masnaat gaay.

#38.kalji nahi dhoko, khaun zalo boko.

#39.mau thithe rovu, kathin tithe dev.

#40.me bara tu bara, radat kitya tar paok yetalyak.

#41. Manjrachya padrak sukat ravna nay.

#42. bhavala zalya leki, mag bahin visarla.

#43. bara hath tavsa aani tera hath bee.
#44.divsa bharo jalin aani ratri kaapad faden.

#45.shikyacha tutla aani bokyacha favla.

#46.bhera magta tera aani mazach tuntuna khara

#47.lagin ila lagak aani hoklek zala hagak.

#48.shejarnichya tila aani avandhe kiti gila.

#49.valivacha paus yeun gela, bhavala zalya leki aani bhau bahin visarla.

#50.gharat nahi gharati aani dhenga zalya varti

#51.nagaryachi ghai tar tuntunyacha kaay

#52.khoryachi mati khoryak, varcho paiso soryak

#53.bayla baghta note kade, aai baghta potakade.

#54. sanglya peksha kella bara, naak aaptun mella bara

#55.aaradke bandke saanj jau de, mazi aay lavkar ghara yeu de

#56.ek hoto sundra, tichi toplibhar bondra

#57.aandhlyacha gai dev rakhi

#58. vhokale bale, boche kale.
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#01.Bhutur: inside
#02.golami: prawns
#03.flower: pulavar (over the bridge)
#04.gulup: bulb
#05.mhavra: fish

#06.aada:fence

kukudshyachya barshala nachane...
ardh kacche, paun marathe...
paachavar dharan basane?